Dumb Tweets You Won't Believe
From celebrities to all the ordinary human beings out there, we all make mistakes. Sadly, those mistakes are often splattered all over the internet these days, possibly in the form of a Tweet that could have used a lot more thought. Sometimes, those Tweets end up earning a spot as one of the weirdest or dumbest Tweets ever.
Misspellings, wrong facts and just simply wrong thinking are what separates these Tweets from the rest. Trust us, these messages will truly make you facepalm, especially when you see just how many highly followed celebrities ended up on our list. Ready? You asked for it!
This Halloween Fact Is — Just Wrong
Okay, it's one thing to try to make something creepy out of Friday the 13th by making a [hopefully] joking psychotic death threat, but it's another thing entirely to Tweet out something that really just makes you look like a brainless zombie. If you think this Tweet makes perfect sense at a first glance, think about it a little harder...
I'm Not Lovin' It
Everyone had a field day when McDonald's' social media team struggled with scheduling and handling Tweets. Someone clearly forgot to ask for the Black Friday Tweet copy and link and forgot to remove that memo from their actual scheduling tool. Oh, well, things like that happen at companies, but when you're a brand as big as McDonald's, it probably shouldn’t.
This Math Problem
Sometimes people overthink things — like reeeeaaaaally overthink things. This Tweet is a prime example of what happens when you just can’t put two and two together and come up with four. Sure, in theory, it would make sense that someone might wonder if giving birth — like the actual labor and delivery — takes longer if you have more kids at once.
They Really Were Clueless
This may not be offensive — depending on how much of a hardcore chick-flick fan you are, of course — but it's an incident that will definitely make you laugh. Sure, Mean Girls is a cult classic, but what's on that Twitter user's shirt is definitely not Mean Girls.
Where Do We Even Start with This One?
Justin Bieber has had quite a few publicized mishaps in his career, but a lot of people may have missed this Tweet from his early days. It's still unclear whether this was complete trolling or an actual question, but we kind of hope he was just playing around.
Missouri Definitely Loves Company
If there's one social media platform that could survive without spell check — if the presumed goal is to make it even funnier — it's Twitter. Although many users have grown over the years (or so we hope), you can still find plenty of Tweets that will make every grammar nerd's eye twitch.
Hello, Lindsay Lohan
Before Lindsay Lohan became known for her Mykonos dancing and getting in trouble with the law, she joined Twitter. Like many other celebrities, she had a little trouble managing her accounts in the beginning. By the looks of it, her Facebook account was connected to Twitter and vice versa.
But No Spell Check, Apparently
Getting an iPhone is always exciting, and what better way to announce it than on Twitter? You could definitely feel Chuck's excitement, because he couldn't even wait to properly word his Tweet. Clearly, his autocorrect wasn't on, although we definitely hope it is now.
This was the Tweet that caused so much rage among those who really appreciate rock music — and people who just can't let Nirvana go. Honestly, the moment you read this, you kind of see where they're coming from. It's one of those Tweets that definitely makes you feel a certain type of way, whether it's just trolling or not.
This Short People Attack
Okay, out of all the Tweets on our list, this one is definitely the one that doesn’t actually challenge the intelligence of the poster. The more you think about it, it’s actually true. It’s crazy, but you and a friend could actually eat sub sandwiches equal to the length of a short person the next time you go on a munchie bender together.
Okay, let's be honest, we all have trouble spelling or saying the names of some foods out there (looking at you, açaí). This Tweet definitely shows some thought, but it had poor execution. While Bobby's dating game is strong — or so he would have you believe — his writing may need some work if he doesn’t want people to think he’s dating a cannibal.
Honestly, finding Tweets with misspellings is the best — there are so many of them! One of our personal favorites came from this Twitter user, who had an interesting way of spelling "diabetes." Sure, it makes sense phonetically, but that's definitely not how you write it out.
This Facepalm Tweet
Some Tweets clearly show that the poster has absolutely no clue about female anatomy or biology and how it all works. News flash, guys, the bladder has nothing to do with tampons — at all. It's one of those types of arguments you can frequently find on Twitter that make absolutely zero sense.
A True Entrepreneur
You can't really facepalm over this Tweet because it's actually pretty clever. "If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you." Sure, it may not be the most romantic thing you've ever heard, but it hopefully was never intended to be remotely serious.
It's Just Semantics... Right?
Let's take a break from celebrity Tweets for a moment. So, when your sister gets pregnant, do you become an aunt if she has a girl or an uncle if it's a boy? Nope. This female Twitter user would obviously be an aunt no matter what the gender of the baby is — unless she’s having a gender identity issue of her own, of course.
I Just Took a Blood Test
Before Lizzo came around with Truth Hurts, this Twitter user seems to have thought taking blood tests was like taking regular tests at school. "I took a blood test today and made a B+. Any tips so I can get an A next time?" This either an incredibly funny tweet from a jokester — we hope so! — or a super scary revelation of seriously low brain power.
Some of the best Tweets are the ones that make absolutely zero sense. We're not sure who Barraco Barner is and why he's involved with Russia, but from what we can tell, neither does this Twitter user. Okay, we’re just kidding. Obviously, the poster is trying to reference former President Barack Obama.
Jesus' Real Miracle Is...
Okay, this is one of those Tweets that is purposefully meant to be funny. There's no typo, no grammar mistake, no weird facts — it's just one of those weird, relatable Tweets we can all appreciate. After all, most people are very familiar with how hard it is to make friends as an adult.
First Daughter Wishes
This Tweet shares the same energy with the one about being an aunt or uncle when the sister gives birth to her baby. We're pretty sure this Twitter user meant to say "baby" and not "daughter," because unless they have changed the definition, any daughter she has will in fact be a girl.
This Flat Earth Fact
When you argue with people who believe in flat Earth, you might as well start pulling your hair out before you start arguing. If you do manage to remain zen, you should be able to find a ton of humor in their ridiculous statements.
Martha Stewart's Secret Ingredient
It's unclear what Martha Stewart was going for when she sent this Tweet. Was it a craving? The beginning of a shopping list? Car oil? Cooking oil? Was it a Google accident? We'll probably never know, and the Twitterverse was just as confused at the time she posted the strange Tweet.
Another Earth Fact
The world of politics is a crazy place, and when politicians got their hands on Twitter — hello, Donald Trump! — things become much more interesting and entertaining. Steve Stockman definitely had an idea in his head when he made this Tweet, but it must not have translated well into the English language and simple Earth facts.
What Is Ebola?
Some Tweets should be typed into Google and searched instead of asking Twitter. Otherwise, the backlash can be pretty intense. This is one of those holy grail Tweets that always pops back up in your mind when you think about some of the dumbest Tweets people have ever sent.
Speaking of Tweets that don't make sense at all, this Twitter user has a thing or two to learn about female anatomy and biology. This is sure not how things work. There’s no metal involved in female anatomy, and the heat has nothing to do with any internal organ issue.
I Just Took an HIV Test
We love any test Tweets where the user clearly doesn't know what they're talking about. We're praying that someone set this Twitter user straight because they are certainly not in the clear with a positive HIV test result. Treatment would have been essential.
Ah, remember the days when milk just simply inspired you? There's nothing like a glass of refreshing milk to keep you healthy and keep your bones strong. We bet this guy thinks it's actually so healthy that it's incredibly inspiring and keeps you going. No matter what you do, the milk is there for you!
It's the Hot Dog Costume
This is yet another one of those Tweets that's purposefully funny, but it will still make you facepalm. We're pretty sure doctors aren't supposed to judge anyone for their sexual activity, but if someone walked in wearing a hot dog costume, things just wouldn't feel right at all.
Oh, Kris Jenner
We all know Kris Jenner doesn't hold back. She has proven time and time again that she is not a regular mom — she's the cool mom. (Just ask her.) You're doing amazing, sweetie. But when she posted this Tweet, everyone raised their eyebrows. What in the world did she mean by this?
I Just Took a DNA Test
Yeah, doesn’t Mom want to know the baby is 100% hers? This Twitter user was clearly fed up that they have to be the one to take a DNA test that would confirm whether or not they are the father of a baby. But is it possible they really failed to understand why the woman doesn't have to do that? If so, they might also be dumb enough to need a lesson on why the baby could be theirs.
It's Friday, Friday!
Last but not least, let's have a quick lesson on important dates and days of the week. Remember how Halloween is on a specific date every year? Well, as fate would have it, Friday is always on a Friday. We sincerely hope this is a troll Tweet, because it would make a lot more sense, honestly.