People Share Their ‘And That’s Why They Shouldn’t Get Married’ Stories

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Have you ever been in attendance at a wedding that you knew would end in disaster? One where the bride was cold, the groom was bored, and arguments popped up left and right? Was what was supposed to be the “happiest day of their lives” littered in red flags?

If you have been to one of these dreadful celebrations, you know the pain of silently watching two people throw away thousands of dollars on a relationship destined to fail. Most people aren’t willing to speak up when the officiate says “speak now or forever hold your peace.” However, there are some warning signs so obvious it’s hard to imagine the bride and groom didn’t see them coming themselves!

If your bride throws a glass at your head, that’s probably a good signal to call off the wedding. If your groom is yawning during your wedding vows, that’s probably a sign that you should probably end things right there. Still, these experiences and worse have happened at many wedding ceremonies that somehow continued on to the painful end.

These folks decided to share some of the most monumental “these people should never get married” moments they’ve experienced at catastrophically awkward and disturbing weddings for our enjoyment. So, enjoy!