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Real Vampires Have Curves

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What-did you think all vamps were pale, thin and brooding? Don't I wish. Gloriana St. Clair is an eternally "full-figured" vampire-she just happened to be bloating when a sexy Scotsman sank his teeth into her. She and said Scot-Angus Jeremiah Campbell III, aka Jeremy Blade-have been on and off again for centuries, currently off. A couple hundred years has taught them how to press each other's buttons-in good ways and bad. Glory's headed for Austin and a new business venture: Vintage Vamp's Emporium. After all, she loves clothes, and she is an antique. Only problem is, there's a billionaire techno-freak vampire hunter on the loose. Blade's in total he-vampire mode, and wants Glory to move in with him so he can "protect" her. But it's time for this vamp to explore her own powers

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From: Amazon Posted: Jun 16, 2008 Type: User Review Too whiny for words

This sounded like such a great book. The back cover copy hooked me. The idea is stellar, but the delivery falls far short of expectations. Glory St. Clair is too whiny and dumb blonde-ish to be likable. The plot dragged on and on. This book could...
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From: Amazon Posted: Apr 09, 2008 Type: User Review Light Paranormal Fun

COURTESY OF CK2S KWIPS AND KRITIQUES

Gloriana St. Clair just happened to be a bit puffy the night her Scottish vampire lover, Angus Jeremiah Campbell III, or Jerry when she wants to annoy him, turned her into one of the undead...
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From: Amazon Posted: Apr 07, 2008 Type: User Review Fun, Sexy Read

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'Real Vampires Have Curves' was a funny and exciting read. The story didn't take long to develop and there was action right from the start of the book. The sex scenes were well done. Gerry Bartlett was descriptive in the sex scenes...
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From: Amazon Posted: Feb 17, 2008 Type: User Review Potential in Danger

Real Vampires is an entertaining story that has some fresh and imaginative thoughts to add to the Vampire genre. Unfortunately it has some of the trite stumbling blocks that seem to plague the books of even some of our favorite authors of late....
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From: Amazon Posted: Feb 12, 2008 Type: User Review Shallow and Whiny

I could not stand the main character. For a vampire over five hundred years old, she's stupid, insecure, and doesn't know what she wants. I don't want a book about an under-confident ('bloated on the day she died.. hates the curves') stupid (how...
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From: Amazon Posted: Oct 17, 2007 Type: User Review I like this new twist on vampires.

Love the fact the main character is plus size. Will read the rest of the series. Look forward seeing this writer grow.
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From: Amazon Posted: Sep 10, 2007 Type: User Review Smart, funny and romantic with a twist of action packed thrills!

I have just recently become aware of a new genre of writing, "Supernatural chick lit". Sounds weird right? NOT AT ALL! I am so in love with this genre of books I can't get enough of them. I loved Chick lit to begin with and I love Sci-Fi. It is...
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From: Amazon Posted: Aug 28, 2007 Type: User Review Entertaining bubble bath read

Glory is the type of vampire chick that I would have as a friend. The book is written in the first person allowing for good insight into her personality. The obvious drawback to this format is that it is very difficult to understand the...
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From: Amazon Posted: Aug 23, 2007 Type: User Review real vampires have curves

I enjoyed this book well written and a page turner couldnt wait for the 2nd I hope to see more from gerry bartlett in the near future
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From: Amazon Posted: Aug 08, 2007 Type: User Review Glory's great!!

I bought this book when it first came out and didn't get to read it until the newest one was released. I love this book. IT made me laught almost the whole time. Can't wait for the next one. I
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