Return to Horror High
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27 Reviews
| From: Amazon Posted: Apr 30, 2008 Type: User Review |
An Excellent Bit of Campy Horror
I hate to say it, but this movie is precisely what I enjoy about B-Movie horror...buckets upon buckets of blood, characters with little-to-no development (that you'd care about anyway), and willingness to not take the subject material altogether...
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 5.00/5 |
| From: Amazon Posted: Mar 27, 2008 Type: User Review |
A dull and disjointed disaster.
Posing as a high school slasher THE RETURN TO HORROR HIGH is actually a poorly written, poorly acted and poorly directed horror/ comedy...and I'm using both of those terms loosely.
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 2.00/5 |
| From: Amazon Posted: Mar 11, 2008 Type: User Review |
not good..
I was disappointed in this movie, because I thought it would be alot like "Cheerleader Camp" it was awful, boring, and slow moving...I ended up trading it in...
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 1.00/5 |
| From: Amazon Posted: Mar 02, 2008 Type: User Review |
Forgettable
This movie stinks. There are some really good horror movies of the 80's and this is not one of them. It's BORING, slow moving, the acting and cinematography both suck. I've seen more action on my kids Goosebumps DVD's. I wouldn't pay 1.00 for...
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1.00/5 |
| From: Amazon Posted: Jul 19, 2007 Type: User Review |
C'mon, it paid some rent......
Wish there were more Vince Edwards movies. Like "City of Fear." Mr. Edwards had the face of a an Italian angel. Sure wish Mystery Science Theater 3000 was around, this would be such a great movie for review. I think Vince Edwards would even get a...
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5.00/5 |
| From: Amazon Posted: Apr 27, 2007 Type: User Review |
Call it whatever you want, it's still low grade junk
After watching this one again all I can say is, WOW at what point in making this turkey did they decide to get rid of the script. Really, this makes little or no sense. To bad to be a slasher movie, not funny enough to be a comedy, and that leaves...
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1.00/5 |
From:
Location:
Martinez, CA
Posted:
Sep 10, 2006
Type:
User Review
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Where to start...
Poorly done horror film from the 70's. Total hippie clothes through. Don't bother.
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2.00/5 |
| From: Amazon Posted: Feb 05, 2006 Type: User Review |
return to horror high
It had some moments, but overall, if i had it to do over again, i wouldn't
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2.00/5 |
| From: Amazon Posted: Aug 18, 2005 Type: User Review |
"Some of the bodies were pretty torn up, sir."
Parody, spoof, satire, prank, hoax, send-up, take-off, lampoon, jest, joke...call it whatever you want, but Return to Horror High (1987) is still a dog...and not a very original one at that, as the film brought to mind the movie Happy Birthday to...
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2.00/5 |
| From: Amazon Posted: Apr 04, 2005 Type: User Review |
SIGNS OF A WASTE OF TIME
There are certain guaranteed signals that a movie sucks. Look for these words and/or phrases THE RETURN OF....
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1.00/5 |
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