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Keeping the Baby Alive till Your Wife Gets Home

The perfect gift for soon-to-be (or even has-been) dads, Keeping the Baby Alive till Your Wife Gets Home is a tongue-in-cheek peek at modern parenting from a father?s point of view. It?s as funny, page-by-page, as the title promises, and all of the laughter is backed by candid advice. The spoof, clearly targeted at today?s career-minded mom-and-dad team, romps merrily from subtle to slapstick.Yet under the surface Keeping the Baby Alive focuses consistently on the complex feelings new fathers encounter but are reluctant to talk about.

The breezy, irreverent humor escorts dads through basic topics such as home-from-the-hospital adjustments, postpartum do?s and dont?s, diaper-changing, feeding, difficult infant behavior, child care choices, the walking/talking stage, father-baby games and more.

Inspired by Mr. Roark?s first-born, Meghan, the original manuscript was set aside for years. Brought to life now for the first time by Clearing Skies Press, the publication of Keeping the Baby Alive has an unusual twist to it. Now a teenager, Meghan, the book?s original inspiration, actually contributes to the work?s humorous illustrations. It?s a story with a happy ending for a very special father-daughter team.  more

  • From: Amazon
  • Posted: Feb-23-2008

Recommended by American Library President

I gave this book to my husband for Valentine's Day. As a part-time care giver to our little boy, he thought it was one of the funniest books ever. So I think the head librarian was right in her pick. But I didn't buy Keeping the Baby Alive because I thought it would have infant care info we...

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  • Posted: Feb-10-2008

Terrible awful garbage wast of time and money don't buy this for the love...

Amazon won't let you rate something with zero stars but that's what I'd give this book if I could.I had hoped that this book would be humorous and fun to read while also somewhat informative or helpful to a new father. It falls way short on both. There's not a useful piece of information in it...

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  • From: Amazon
  • Posted: Dec-24-2007

Unique Sense of Humor

This book is a very funny satire, but it is not just a joke book like others who have tried parenting humor. If you are a new father or a father-to-be, and you like off the wall humor like David Letterman, Conan O'Brien or a good Saturday Night Live sketch, you will appreciate Keeping the Baby...

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  • Posted: Dec-21-2007

Definitive Review: So-So For Humor, Total Failure for Facts

This book is a humorous treatment of caring for a baby. That much is clear from the other reviews. What is not clear, though, is that this book does not present facts which are useful in the course of attempting to be funny.Let me be clear: This is a comedy, there is no useful information in...

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  • Posted: Nov-08-2007

The "Pop" Quizzes are worth the price

Now, my wife gave me Keeping the Baby Alive as a humorous shower gift, so I didn't actually pay for the book. But before long she knew just how funny it really is when she heard me cackling from two rooms away. The multiple choice tests on Feeding and Walking-Talking made me laugh the loudest....

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  • Posted: Nov-06-2007

About as funny as a stubbed toe

Yeah, it tries to be funny. But the humor is incredibly weak. Total nerd fest, but without any quality. It's just a series of lists where the author tries to make one line more absurd than the previous one. Now and then there's a kind-of sort-of tip mixed in, but nothing a 3rd grader can't figure...

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  • From: Amazon
  • Posted: Sep-08-2007

I guess some readers just don't get it, but that's okay for the rest of us.

For whatever reason, the humor in this book really clicked with me. Now, I have acquaintances who are also new parents, but in my mind, they tend to blow every detail of parenting out of proportion and take every little part of the learning experience way too seriously. I don't know. Some people...

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  • From: Amazon
  • Posted: Aug-31-2007

OK but not great

I read this book when my little girl was a few months old. By then, I had figured out 90% of what this book covered. I recommend that if you get it, read it before you have had a baby. If you have already had one, you definitely won't need this book. If you are already a few months along, save...

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  • From: Amazon
  • Posted: Aug-23-2007

Useless New Father Book

Why do so many of these "new father" books assume we men are all a bunch of bumbling, clueless idiots when it comes to childcare? Why are so many of them written like it was 1957 instead of 2007, and that the most we'll have to do with the baby is occasionally changing a diaper or playing...

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  • Posted: Aug-21-2007

Special Edition

My husband loved this book, but with news of our second baby, I found a new, expanded edition. Keeping the Baby Alive till Your Wife Gets Home, Special Edition. It has a hilarious pre-birth chapter and a short one on "The 10 Commandments of Infant Care" which made me laugh so hard I cried. My...

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