The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead
Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack
1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
Don’t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset—life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.
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308 Reviews
| From: Amazon Posted: Jan 26, 2008 Type: User Review |
Interesting read if you're a zombie fanatic.
I read this after World War Z, also by Max Brooks, although The Zombie Survival Guide was written first. Gets boring at times but humorously interesting to see that someone other than myself has made such concise and drawn out plans for if the...
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| From: Amazon Posted: Jan 23, 2008 Type: User Review |
Great Zombie Book
This book is a must-have for any zombie fan's collection. If you are interested in apocalyptic themes, you will also love this book. Also check out World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War and Eve of the Dead if you are looking for some...
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| From: Amazon Posted: Jan 17, 2008 Type: User Review |
Be Prepared
I really enjoyed this book. It had me in stitches from cover to cover. Great bathroom book. I mean that in a good way. Recommend it to anyone with a sense of humor.
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| From: Amazon Posted: Jan 12, 2008 Type: User Review |
Repetative
This book is hard to get into. It basically just lists the pros and cons of differant weapons, modes of transportation, hideouts, etc. The book will tell you how to do things like barricade yourself in an apartment building and then it will...
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| From: Amazon Posted: Jan 12, 2008 Type: User Review |
The product descriptions in an REI catalog are more entertaining than this book
I bought this book based on the reader reviews, however this book fell short of even my lowest expectations. Most of the book is filled with dry content like "Chainsaw- A heavy weapon effective at cutting through attacking zombies, but limited by...
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| From: Amazon Posted: Jan 08, 2008 Type: User Review |
Just Plain Fun
This book is so much fun. I never get tired of picking it up and reading through it. Reads like a survival manual for your most paranoid fantasies/nightmares. It will amuse your friends whether they're into horror or not, and it makes a great...
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| From: Amazon Posted: Jan 07, 2008 Type: User Review |
Zombie guide indeed
This is the first Max Brooks Zombie book I read and liked. Survival Guide indeed. This book talks about how Zombie outbreak occured, how the goverments conceals it. It shares stories from around the world from past outbreaks. Nothing like...
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| From: Amazon Posted: Jan 01, 2008 Type: User Review |
They ain't gonna eat ME!!!!
A book for all those willing to make a stand against any impending zombie attacks. Well thought out and presented with fool proof ways to avert your potential death. I will survive. YOU????
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| From: Amazon Posted: Dec 28, 2007 Type: User Review |
I feel safer now
This book is funny and leaves you with a strainge calm after reading it lol
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| From: Amazon Posted: Dec 27, 2007 Type: User Review |
You gotta be prepaired!
As a zombie fanatic (since age two, no joke!) I got a huge kick out of this book. But I got an even bigger kick out of carrying it around with me in public! When people laugh or ask about it you just keep a straight face and tell em "Safety first,...
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