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The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead

The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain.

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don?t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Don?t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset?life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.
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One of the strangest books to grace the humor aisle, full of wit and quirky references.

  • From: Amazon
  • Posted: Oct-05-2009

A serious warning must be heeded before reading this book!

A serious warning must be heeded before reading this book! The reader must be sure (this is vital, no joking around here) to empy his or her bladder before reading this book. While it's true that there are a great number of people who don't enjoy this type of humor (fools, all of them!), I am...

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  • Posted: Oct-04-2009

Zombies are they a threat.?

People laugh when you mention zombies,but Vodoo has been around for centuries and the way man plays with DNA and chemicals who really knows what can be developed. The terminator we're not there yet but we are getting there. So i say it i would rather be prepared than not. the book does...

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  • Posted: Oct-02-2009

Loved it!

Loved this book, and I'm excited to see so much new zombie stuff coming out. I even got an insurance policy from MY ZOMBIE [...] hahaha so awesome!Anyway, read the book, totally worth it if you love subtle humor and zombies.

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  • Posted: Sep-26-2009

Great read, recommended

Max Brooks is an excellent author, the book takes a realistic and thought provoking step by step look at the planning, preparation, and execution of survival techniques in an Undead world. recommended

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  • Posted: Jul-24-2009

Great, entertaining read

While this book is generally listed as a "humor" book, it's important to note that the humor doesn't lie in a series of jokes or off kilter dialog but solely in the dry, serious manner in which Mr. Brooks presents his material. While I'm usually not a fan of parody, this form of it kept me...

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  • Posted: Jul-21-2009

Stuck with a zombie problem, then this is for you

Ok, i picked this up, being that i'm a big fan of anything zombie, wether it's Resident Evil(the games, not movies, they were ok) or Evil Dead, i first saw this in a magazine where the editor said to pick it up, and i'm glad i did. This book tells you everything on how to survive a zombie attack,...

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  • Posted: Jul-19-2009

Great satire... I hope!

This book is so researched around zombie movies, it makes the perfect gift for any fan of the living dead! However, if one day you wake up surrounded by the walking dead, possibly in a farmhouse, you may want this book at your side. So, lesson here? If you only buy one copy... best keep it for...

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  • Posted: Jul-17-2009

So detailed it feels real

This book was written before World War Z so I have been able to compare things on both books in inverse order (I've readed first WWZ).This book tries to be a "serious" guide to defend yourself from zombies. As simple as it sounds :DIt is sometimes funny, and has a bit of black humour on it, but...

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  • Posted: Jul-17-2009

Read the Zombie Survival Wiki instead

I bought this book after reading "world war z" which frankly woke me up to the threat of the undead. Unfortunately, my high hopes were dashed. Although the dead pan delivery is amusing at times, the book's quite boring. And even more irritating, after I bought the book, I found an excellent site...

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  • Posted: Feb-19-2009

Coffee table book

This is one of my coffee table books. My friends, family and all guest enjoy it for what its worth. It was very enjoyable to read from cover to cover; but you can open to any page and start reading, and get caught up in it.

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